April 2005

April 7, 2005
I saw on the front page of CNN.com that THERE WILL BE A SECRET VOTE TO ELECT A NEW POPE ON APRIL 18.

Shhh... tell no one.

This from the folks who coined the term, sotto voce.

I guess those ass wallopers are better at keeping their yappers shut when the secrets pertain to felching cub scouts.

April 3, 2005
Pope croaked.